26 points
My local politician trying not to face the consequences of their actions.
10 points
10 points
“What’s that old phrase again? ‘Cut off my face to spite my nose’? Yeah. I’m sure that was it.”
9 points
Well now everyone will know you as the guy with no face!
8 points
I like it. It shows commitment.
8 points
Dunno, the bandages would have been enough
5 points