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Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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Bad Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Good Engineer: The glass is 66% full with a 25% safety margin.

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This glass has a safety factor of 2

Re: good engineer: this is the thing that frustrates me amount marketing/labeling for travel mugs or cookware; the listed capacity is the absolute brim capacity not the practical capacity. Want to put 16 oz in a 16 oz mug you’re gonna have to sip 3 ounces out first in order to put the lid on. Want to serve 2 qt soup? Gotta use the 3 qt pot.

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Yes!! So unbelievably annoying. Okay. Thank you. The total volume of this cylinder is 473ml. What the fuck can I use this for?! What I want you to tell me: total volume and total practical volume. Dumb af

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“The glass was built to the wrong specifications”

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Glass functioning as intended. Any deficiencies that arise are due to the failure of the customer to provide appropriate design parameters.

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Backyard tinkerer and wannabe Engineer: I’ll just use this glass jar I used to drain some gas as the thing to drink my water now … this is water right?

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Not if you need to stir it.

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Mechanic: The glass is not leaking. Returned to service.

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a true engineer gets a mindworm and precisely calculates and trials the minimum size of glass needed to contain the liquid without spilling

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My mother in-law is a lab scientist. She says this is accurate.

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You don’t even know the half of it

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I think they do know half of it.

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The beaker is always full, when it’s half full of water, it is also at the same time half full of air. THE GLASS IS ALWAYS FULL

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But what if I pour vacuum into the beaker?

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I’d like a bagel with everything

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Everything is busy at the moment, but i heard Satan is free.

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Then it would be full of dust bunnies

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Full of vacuum

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Hopefully, otherwise it may end bad: https://what-if.xkcd.com/6/

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for some reason that was never acceptable answer when I gave it. i think they were just jealous they didn’t think of it.

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The beaker is always full, when it’s half full of water, it is also at the same time half full of air. THE GLASS IS ALWAYS FULL

Pedant

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technically correct, which is the best kind of correct

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