Somehow i think his “notorized statement of live birth” will be met with a shrug and a request for an “Acknowledgement of Paternity” form if he wants his paternity registered.

I do love how hes all huffy about the government having said record, but then immediately names somethings he needs from the government that they very reasonably will not give you otherwise.

I love how the dude isn’t even a dad yet and is already somehow instinctively weaseling out of (the inevitable) child support payments.

If it’s any consolation, this dipshit probably won’t vaccinate the kid so there’s a solid chance they won’t live long enough to be affected by much of the paperwork side of it.

Can you call CPS before a child is born?

I watched a bodycam video the other day where a crunchy (tie dye shirt, “I don’t contract with you, man!) mother brought her teen daughter to screams and tears fighting the cop and refusing to exit her vehicle after driving off during a traffic stop. I feel terrible for the poor children of these lunatics.