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when you put it that way i see why aliens refuse to make contact with us

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There are other kinds of bloody holes that lack teeth to shove your tongue into.

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29 points

stigmata

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13 points

stab wound

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8 points

hemorrhoids

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6 points

axe wound

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5 points

All 28 of them

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20 points

any hole can get bloody if you tongue hard enough

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I’m taking a shovel out back and will report later on this science experiment.

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33 points

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Tounge

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9 points

egnlish hard

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4 points

Like “town” with a j sound on the end

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29 points

Take bad enough care of your teeth and you can experience this again. And this time, it’ll never end.

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