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I once read an article about a guy, whos just doing this. He is selling gaming ideas to studios. But to be fair, he did develop some indie game by him self. He just realized, that he is not good in developing and the hates the whole programming and design part. He only has good ideas.

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As a software dev who’s participated in a couple of game jams and several group projects,

  • I’d say that anyone that claims to be a designer but has no programming experience is typically incompatible with any project
    • and it’s due to the disconnect of understanding just how difficult it can be to translate certain design tasks into functional code
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Hey there, champ! I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I’m afraid I have to disagree with your statement. Game development with effort or coding skills? Today I’m gonna show you how to do it without any effort, it’s like becoming an astronaut by watching the big bang theory!

Let me break it down for you. You see, creating a video game is as easy as pie. Typically, you would use lines of code. But what if I told you that you can gather a bunch of random images from the internet, throw them into a a computer, and voila! You’ve got yourself the next “Call of Duty” blockbuster. Going by standards nowadays people will be lining up to buy your game, guaranteed!

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It’s like scope creep, but where the demanding client is also your boss/coworker.

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The same damn attitude of some “open source” projects looking for free labor, as if paid labor isn’t exploitative enough

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He already did the hard part! Why won’t you lazy fucks implement his great ideas?

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Just have ChatGPT do it then. Not so sophisticated AI after all, huh?

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And sign this NDA and I keep 95% since it was my idea!

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It is, in fact, very easy to code a game!

from pygame import game
game.load_player()
game.load_enemies()
game.load_audio()
game.run()
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I’m glad that there’s no micro transactions nor loot boxes.

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That’s in game.load_dlc() we opted not to include that until our game is already beloved on steam.

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I’m writing this down. Fuck, my first game!!!

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The Chicken and the Pig

The fable of the Chicken and the Pig is used to illustrate the differing levels of commitment from project stakeholders involved in a project. The basic fable runs:

A Pig and a Chicken are walking down the road.
The Chicken says: “Hey Pig, I was thinking we should open a restaurant!”
Pig replies: “Hm, maybe, what would we call it?”
The Chicken responds: “How about ‘ham-n-eggs’?”
The Pig thinks for a moment and says: “No thanks. I’d be committed, but you’d only be involved.”

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I know it’s not the point, but I love the completely arbitrary bit where they’re walking down a road together, and has absolutely no bearing on anything the happens.

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It has one bearing: it puts them in the same location together

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Damn, that’s a lot fucking darker than I’d thought it’d get on reading the title of the fable.

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I think it’d be rarer to find a fable that wasn’t dark.

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It was actually in my management textbook XD

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I heard of it from a Reddit comment about an easter egg location in Diablo 3 called “The Fowl Lair.” It’s filled with chickens and a single Greasy Pig.

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