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I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t done something similar before.

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Wrote my master thesis this way - didn’t have enough ram or knowledge, but plenty of time on the lab machine, so I let it do its thing over night.

Sorry, lab machine ssd.

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wait, didn’t some tech youtubers like LTT try using cloud storage as swap/RAM? afaik they failed because of latency

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Afaik they used it as redundant off-site backup

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I wonder if there would be a speed boost by setting 2 gdrive as raid 0 for off site backups

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Imagine doing this on a dial-up 56K modem

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Oh wow, I didn’t even know Gdrive offered a 1 petabyte option 😂

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Once upon a time, Google offered unlimited drive storage as part of some GSuite tiers. They stopped offering it a while ago and have kicked most/all legacy users off of it in the past few months. It was glorious while it lasted 😢

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And Google docs/sheets/slides used to not count in your used space.

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The image doesn’t load.

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I posted that 10 months ago.

That being said, it seems to still work for me.

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Protip: Put swapfile on ramdisk for highest speed

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Hopefully that swap is on an SSD, otherwise that query may not ever finish lol
Once you’re deep into swap, things can get so slow that there’s no recovering from it.

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WHAT FUCKING QUERY ARE YOU RUNNING TO USE UP THAT MUCH MEMORY DAMN

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A very very badly written one no doubt…

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Why stop at just one full table scan?

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In a database course I took, the teacher told a story about a company that would take three days to insert a single order. Thing was, they were the sort of company that took in one or two orders every year. When it’s your whole revenue on the line, you want to make sure everything is correct. The relations in that database were checked to hell and back, and they didn’t care if it took a week.

Though that would have been in the 90s, so it’d go a lot faster now.

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What did they produce? Cruiseships?

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We have a company like that here somewhere. When they have one job a year, they have to reduce hours, if they have two, they are doing OK, and if they have three, they have to work overtime like mad. Don’t ask me what they are selling, though. It is big, runs on tracks, and fixes roads.

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