34 points

I’m offended.

And at least 9 others as well. I’ll drink to that.

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I am offended by your offense. Drink to that.

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The audacity! Let the man be offended asshole. Now im offended too, are you happy?

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How is that fair? Now I am offended because you were offended at my offense.

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(context: yesterday there was a horrific incident in Germany with many dead & injured)

This morning somebody on Mastodon posted how they are done with the public broadcast because the host of a news show dared to open the show with “good evening”

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That’s actually fucking stupid.

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This reminds me of the Star Wars drinking game (back before Episode 1).

Every time a storm trooper misses a shot, you take one.

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You have to watch the film frame by frame to keep up with the pace of them missing shots.

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I don’t think that’s survivable? I’m just imagining some of the space battles…lol.

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That’s part of the joke. The first scene of Episode IV before Vader boards is a heavy shootout, so you basically just start the film and drink until you pass out.

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Lol. Oh, right. I was kind of asking for clarification if tie fighters count, but I guess that’s a moot point. I had not thought about the impact of the battle at the start of Ep IV - probably leaves everyone too black out drunk for the rest to matter.

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7 points

I’m in the picture and I don’t like it

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Alcohol is a harmful substance that destroys numerous lifes every day and shouldn’t be gamified!

Guess you gotta drink now!?

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