A couple of days ago I bought a pack of 4 veggie burgers, as is my routine. They are convenient and quite tasty but not as cheap as they used to be. So imagine my delight when, on opening it, I found not 4 but 5 veggie burgers inside. The grocery stores have spent years raising all their prices at the expense of us little people. Well, now is my moment, now they really screwed up. Ha! That fifth veggie burger is going to have the delicious taste of revenge.
Edit: They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This turns out not always to be true. If cooking from frozen you need to grill it for 10-12 minutes, turning halfway through.
You’re frolicking about ONE (seldom) free veggie burger, I’m frolicking about a bunch of them because I know what TVP is and I have no life. We’re not the same.
But now you’ll have 3 left over buns instead of 4, just the right amount for another pack of veggie burgers. See what actually happened is they tricked you into buying both more buns and another pack of veggie burgers by giving you that rush when you saw the extra one.
Damn, Big Veggie Burger is just too cunning, and possibly in cahoots with Big Bun.
Don’t forget to thank the worker that made your revenge possible by slipping an extra patty in the pack!
I’ve been sat here for a minute saying “extra patty in the pack” “extra patty in the pack”
It’s strangely satisfying
extra patty in the pack
Do veggie burgers also require cooking all the way through to be considered safe, or can you snack on it raw (thawed, at least) like a vegetable?
can you snack on it raw (thawed, at least)
Finally, burger tartare can be realized.
Forgiveness is best served with barbecue sauce.