141 points

Western devs can’t make an attractive male design. That’s why I only play games from Japanese devs that make pretty boys like Alphinaud from Final Fantasy XIV

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65 points

Androgynous elves gotta be one of my favourite genders

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31 points

How to make a pretty boy, apparently, make girl, flat chest, put in suit

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18 points

Wait until you find out about the shojo hot guys

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16 points

Don’t forget “Give them an identical badass twin sister”.

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2 points

Who is secretly another boy

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19 points

This but unironically.

Fuck Sony Dads.

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21 points

“Fuck Sony Dads”?

I’d love to but they’re unfortunately not real 😞

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2 points

The Dutch Giant once cosplayed as Kratos, so maybe that could kinda count?

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17 points

Okay, like, I can like an aging Sony dad AND think all this pearl-clutching and hand wringing about “wokism ruining games” just because Ciri could actually arm wrestle me and drink me under a table is bonkers. It’s not Ciri’s fault that she can achieve a level of badass that these chuds can only imagine.

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-1 points

This is a walking advert.

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8 points

Blue Alisiae is a good character.

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3 points

Why did you post a picture of Allisae in your comment about Alphinaud?

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2 points

Spoken like someone who has never seen Theodin Marcell

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103 points

I’m like, pretty sure she’s just parodying of how people treated Aloy. There were a lot of posts like this pointing out facial hair and such.

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66 points

They’ve moved onto Ciri now for Witcher 4. Mad that the character doesn’t look like a teenager now that she’s aged into her 30s.

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8 points

I don’t know who Selma is, but that’s my takeaway as well.

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86 points

Sick of morons using the word woke.

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27 points

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72 points

The right pic looks like fucking hot garbage but i guess that was probably the point right?

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47 points

It looks exactly like what you’d get if you asked stable diffusion to create an image of a generic white male.

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32 points

She’s parodying this type of tweet:

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58 points

Folks, this is obviously satire… like, come on.

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17 points

Yeah but G*mers aren’t smart enough to realise that.

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11 points

you can never be sure about that on the internet

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2 points

yOU CAN nEveR bE surE aBOUt thaT on tHe INTERnet

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-2 points

correct, it’s called poe’s law.

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yup, but who the heck is poe?

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