12 points
If you ever get to try this IRL, being in the middle of a fuck sandwich is one of the best sex experiences you can ask for.
16 points
> “shield maiden”
> look inside
> lacking her maidenhead
7 points
8 points
Yes, I understand that there’s a lot of popular misconceptions regarding virginity and female genitalia and that my joke plays off of them. I am a woman and I don’t need this explained to me, thanks (though I suppose your contribution is helpful for anyone unaware of this).
9 points
I’m down.
4 points