62 points

Pyramid Head is a conventionally attractive man with a bag over his head. Absolute bottom tier of the monster-fucker scale.

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4 points

Psikologically though…

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12 points

Psychologically, he’s still several steps below Mads Mikkelson as Hannibal Lecter on the monster fucker scale.

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2 points

Several steps below regular Mads Mikkelsen as well

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3 points
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The pyramid stays on in the bedroom!

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1 point

Box over his head.

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54 points

I mean, if you only look at visuals, Pyramid Head is just a dude in a costume. Pretty tame by “hear me out” standards.

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37 points

A jacked dude in a costume, too. Definitely not the weirdest hear me out I’ve ever seen. I saw a lesbian list the other day that was legitimately terrifying.

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GIMME!!!

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https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/1gznkxp/ok_heres_an_actual_hear_me_out_lineup

Obviously some are basically fine but most are in “No I will not hear you out, actually” territory for me.

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4 points

Its like a guy saying he’d go for Sadako from The Ring, or big dommy mommy Demitrescu (sp?).

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2 points

Now Cthuga on the other hand…

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