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There’s a lot of water and ions (IONS!) besides that lump of fat.

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A CPU is just a rock we hit with magic lightning…

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And inscribed with runes

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Well yes, it’s the lightning that makes the inscription.

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Light makes the inscription, lightning runs through it.

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This is covered pretty well in the Discworld series with the druids.

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One more series I need to read…

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You’re an electrified hunk of fat piloting a meat-covered skeleton riding on a damp rock that’s hurling through space and time.

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I enjoy Marcus Aurelius paraphrasing Epctetus…

“You are a little soul bearing about a corpse.”

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It’s actually a lump of lava with a thin crust. Any time the crust breaks we have a very bad time.

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Lava is just liquid rock

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The core is metal, the outer shell is hard rock, i would assume what’s inbetween is a mix of pop and smooth jazz maybe?

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Obligatory “um, akhtually, it’s magma”.

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Be fair. You are an abstraction layer; a subsystem running on that electrified hunk of fat. There’s plenty of stuff that evolution has delegated as non-conscious functions of the fatlump.

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So you’re saying humanity is a mecha space opera?

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Yes.

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It’s weird that we, as people, think that our being or self ends at our skin. And we’re just a consciousness controlling a meat cube.

What about all the bacteria living on and inside of us? People would die without their microflora.

What about our subconscious/unconscious doings/thoughts? Are we in control of them? Or are they in control of us? Could consciousness be an illusion? One created by our senses’ interpretation of external stimuli.

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And I want off.

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“At thе end of the day, your brain is just a meat computеr in a bone cockpit piloting a skin robot You think the world makes sense? Nothing makes sense! So you might as well make nonsense!”

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The brain is not a “lump of fat”. If you desiccate the brain, most of what’s left are lipids, yes, but at that point you are not conscious anymore. The brain is a mix of proteins, carbohydrates, water and fat.

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A lump of mostly fat then? Seems needlessly specific.

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Mostly water, in that case

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I’M NOT FAT I’M JUST BIG BRAINED!!

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Also fairly sure that electrical impulses alone cannot account for consciousness. If that were “all” there was to it we’d have simulated a human brain by now. There’s a few theories about quantum processes being involved but this isn’t exactly easily proven.

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If that were “all” there was to it we’d have simulated a human brain by now.

Didn’t it take them a long ass time to do this for a fruit fly brain?

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Depends on when you start the timer. The fruit fly brain was only completely mapped recently. There’s a simulation of it that runs on a laptop. If that simulation can run on a modern laptop and the map was otherwise available, then it likely could have been done on supercomputers in the decades prior.

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I thought they were up to mice now but I might be mistaken.

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To simulate a human brain, we would need a complete map of it. We don’t have that yet. If the quantum theories around neurons are correct, then the map would be incomplete without it.

I doubt we could simulate it directly without a very specialized ASIC.

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The connectome doesn’t really seem to be so realistic, at smaller scales sure.

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It’s OK. Consciousness is but a brief anomaly in the vast sea of time.

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