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the question is: if you strap a missile to a toad, does the toad know where it is?

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The toad knows where it isn’t.

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so you mean that by subtracting where it is from where it isn’t or from where it isn’t from where it is (whichever is greater), the toad can obtain a difference or deviation?

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I do

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that, my friend, is a rocket frog

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Look, let’s just settle on ambiguously amphibian high yield ordinance

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“Your mistle toe is no match for my TOW Missile!”

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Should have gone with the lizards.

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I’m going to cunduct a deeper investigation, because I am not sure if that’s a G.I.Joe MCC missile.

EDIT: it’s a VAMP v2 missile.

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Always wondered why Americans say “missul” instead of missile. Now I know.

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From “missile” (me-sigh-lll) to “messuhl” to “m-ssl”. Then Americans will make fun of the Brits for dropping vowels from town names.

English has clearly evolved beyond the need for its vowels, and certainly beyond the intended goals of the Latin alphabet. How about we settle on a variant of Hangul, and as a bonus we can probably simplify it by replacing all vowels with a generic placeholder because English clearly doesn’t respect them anyway what with consistently dropping them or replacing them with schwa; when they’re actually there it’s almost systematically accent-dependent which vowel actually gets used.

So you could write missile “me sel” and then everybody would be free to drop as many or as little vowels as they want when reading it.

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