…does that make me ineligible for this channel?

A while ago, I bought a purpose built knife sharpener appliance, on impulse, immediately, after seeing an ad. The sort of response that advertisers dream of. Have not regretted it. Dull knives are annoying to work with.

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It appears that your wit is sharp!

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Sharp knives are incredible. My sister in law once asked me “did you sharpen these knives recently?!”. It was the greatest compliment I’ve ever received.

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Did it work? How were the results? I’ve seen knife sharperners on sale for the holidays.

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It works better than doing it manually, for me at least, and requires not much skill or patience, which means I will do it often enough.

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What we have here, gentlemen, is your classic catch-22

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Idk. His sharp wit is what really might disqualify him

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I need to so bad, but I can’t find my sharpening stone. Which means it’s time to clean the garage.

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