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had to look that one up too, aren’t you using the three seashells like civilized people?

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Please, take a clearer pic of the instructions. I must know the secret of the three seashells!

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there you go ^^

though i think those should be reusable instead

nsfw

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Thanks!

I hate it.

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What an incredible toilet that will flush 3 full size seashells without issue.

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6 points

What country thought up this abomination?

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San Angeles, California, year 2032

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demolition_Man_(film)

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Shells? I just use my hands. That’s awfully fancy.

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47 points

Toilet paper is gay, it touches your butthole.

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It’s gay so you don’t have to

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Only if you don’t get pregnant.

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This is funnier because in my country, we actually use bidet showers instead of toilet paper.

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Ha, bum gun.

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Yeah I just use a super soaker, bidets are for pussies.

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17 points

Why stop there?

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Where is this promised land

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Lots of places. I did bring this tradition to my home from Thailand. I keep a small towel next to the toilet to dry myself, that I change every week or so.

The main downside is that modern toilets nowadays are wall mounted without any exposed pipes, which makes it impossible to install a bidet without making holes in the wall…

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A lot of sinks have exposed plumbing though…

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His butt is one of today’s lucky 10,000!

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tf’s a toilet yall

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