cross-posted from: https://startrek.website/post/4219678

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

111 points

You could teach a farm pig binary search, they’re pretty smart.

Standard city hogs though? Well, they have a tougher time.

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50 points

They didn’t want to admit that it’s a blindspot.

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27 points

They didn’t want to find the bike

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18 points

That, AND the software is a piece of shit that you need to wait 15 minutes every time you jump to a different time, even if that time is 5 seconds away… Ask me how I come to be so quick with this response. I’m not bitter about working with a cheap employer’s video system, not at all.

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36 points

You generally don’t go into the police force if you have intellectual curiosity

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I do this kind of explaining, and yeah police and some bureaucrats have no patience for it.

I am also a total, total (ASD) dork.

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7 points

If this happens to me I’ll just say i “watched” the entire video and assume they won’t question me further.

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