Wrong answers acceptable
Palms get itchy when we’re excited
1 point
Because we are not entertained.
4 points
We are psychotic hairless apes. You should feel fortunate we don’t fling literal shit at each other.
Shitposting is close enough for this bald psycho monkey.
11 points
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Converting CO² back to O² by atom smashing.
1 point
I don’t know, but can you imagine the person who invented the clap-on demonstrating the device to a bunch of people and the people at the end start clapping out of habit and cause a power outage?
