Here we see the illusive billionaire in its natural habitat
Elusive*, you’ll probably try to correct me and say that you meant “illusive” but that’s not the right use-case for it anyway.
It’s not pedantry to point out your word choice was so completely wrong. Illusive is descriptive of things that are illusions (a mirage is illusive water); elusive is descriptive of something that is hard to find
I once saw a pigeon swallow a giant fish that was being fed to a seal, and after eating it it literally couldn’t fly anymore
Being a bird for a day would be a fuckin trip
Can I haz bird pill?
I once watched a shag swallow a huge eel. The eel didn’t want to be swallowed. It took about 15 minutes.