13 points

sudo apt install linux

problem fucking solved

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“sudo is not recognized an an internal or external command”

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I literally saw that kind of message very recently on a nixos based machine and I literally had to stand up and do a lap. What in God’s green earth do you mean there’s no ‘sudo’??

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Linux: Keeps the same quirks in shells alive for half a century BeCaUsE bAcKwArDs CoMpAtIbIlItY.

Also Linux:

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apt remove sudo

sudo is not installed on several distributions by default, so hardly surprising it’s not there or that you can remove it.

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If you follow the Arch installation guide it’ll get you to a working system, but you’ll need to install sudo yourself. It’s not strictly required so it’s not installed with the essential packages (or even the packages recommended for most users in the guide).

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3 points

Nixos scares me

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run0 for you my guy

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i mean there are other superuser commands, BSD doesn’t use sudo for example, it uses “doas”

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167 points

Andrew is not very smart. Windows isn’t very good, but he is very clueless. There are legitimate things to complain about, but Andrew just complains.

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Windows permissions can be tricky… I’ll give them that. A lot of the tools Microsoft provides are not very straightforward.

However, PowerShell and tools from Sysinternals suite, or open source tools as well, make it a lot easier.

Managing permissions on Linux, especially if doing the ACL thing, can be complicated too. I’ve really never ran into many permission issues myself. psexec has been helpful too when needing to access things as the SYSTEM user and not get those stupid prompts asking me to change permissions for protected folders.

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49 points

I think Andrew might be a lawyer.

My roommate for a couple years in college was pre-law, and did some internships after graduation but before gaining his own law degree. He mentioned at one point how absolutely and hilariously pervasive it was at the firm he was working for attorneys to just run screaming to IT every single time literally anything was even the slightest bit inconvenient or obtuse (to their understanding). Part of it was the logic of “I bill clients at $800/hr, I am not spending my time to resolve whatever this hiccup is”, but part of it was absolutely also some bullshit power dynamics.

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35 points

Worked in IT for over a decade, lawyers are the fucking. worst.

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I was married to a lawyer for years. They have to bill somewhere from 1700-2200 hours a year to stay on partner track. And they can’t bill every hour that they’re working (although they can double up sometimes by using the minimum 2/10ths of an hour). My sympathy is with the lawyer. It’s not a power dynamic, it’s how the firm makes money and what you’re there to do.

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29 points

I see your lawyers and I raise you doctors…

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21 points

Yeah like, complain about the one thing MS is finally improving in recent years, clamping down on non-admin users and non-admin permissions.

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66 points

Andrew is ignorant. He could learn the basics of computer literacy, which would answer all his questions, but I’ll take a shot in the dark and say that Andrew doesn’t want to do that and is perfectly happy being ignorant. And also angry.

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8 points

He doesn’t exactly come across as happy…

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True, his message doesn’t exactly radiate happiness, but I can assure you he felt SO much better after writing this. Tech support also doubles as everyone’s personal therapist, you see.

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2 points

Never listen to anyone who is perfectly satisfied with being angry at everything.

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3 points

Words to live by.

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Average person over 40

/s

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206 points

The real answer?

“We once gave you commoners this power and you used it to fuck your computer up and then blamed us for it, so we learned you can’t be trusted with this power. We hid it behind a kind of skill test, and you’re failing that test.”

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😂👌 this

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10 points

I prefer the answer of giving the giy the reins and letting him get it so riddled with viruses then when he calls for support replying “sorry, your property your problem. You have absolute dominion over it and thus we give no warranty as we have no responsibility.”

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26 points

Microsoft gives no warranty and assumes no responsibility as it is.

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49 points

Good luck with opening the subdirectories of C:\WindowsApps\. I ran Explorer as admin, gave myself R/W permissions, even recursively changed ownership of everything, followed all the online guides… Still denied access.

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12 points

Those’re probably containerised.

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Sandboxed rather than containerised I think.

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If you make a bootable linux usb drive you can do whatever you want with all windows stupid files without even having to install linux.

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U can use proccess hacker to lauch for example total commander with SYSTEM privileges it’s highest possible privilege in windows.

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it’s highest

its* hightest highest

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11 points

Why can’t I delete System32? It’s taking up space.

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Where are the other 31 systems??

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Reminds me of the “chmod 777” crowd at work. Goddamn it.

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