My computer build now includes a piece of structural 8.5x11 printer paper.

I tracked the tapping noise to the case fan, poked at it a bit, and realized it got perfectly happy with just a bit of upward support. So, a bit of bridging between that and the top of the card cutouts just below, and I have a near-silent computer again! (Ignore the dust, that’s the next task.) #lowtechtech

Via: @programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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structural 8.5x11 printer paper.

Load-bearing letter.

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PC load-bearing letter

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What the f does that mean?

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😉

For the uninitiated:

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Until the computer heats up enough to set fire to the paper 😅

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Literally Fahrenheit 451

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If it gets that hot inside your PC, the burning paper is the last thing you’ll notice.

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According to this article, the average temp for paper to ignite is ~230° C (or ~455° F, Fahrenheit 451 anyone?). Your PC will never reach those temps short of a serious electrical issue, and then you have bigger problems than a piece of paper burning up.

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But what if his crypto keys were on that piece of paper?

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Then I’d say he has an even bigger issue, being an idiot

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Genius!

safest piece of paper in the universe

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If your PC is that hot, you have bigger issues.

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That’s a feature for another day

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Does it go BRRRRR- ?

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Not anymore, I hope from his description…

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Some NDP? Yeah Noise Dampening Paper is the way to go.

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Is that CPU cooler resting on your GPU or is that just the perspective messing with me? It looks rather dangerous.

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I dont think so, you can tell by the shadow on the right

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Ah yes you’re right!

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Thanks for fielding that! Yeah, the perspective’s quite deceptive. There’s actually about an inch and a half of air between them.

EDIT: That was meant to be a reply to @FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world Still trying to get a handle on responding to Lemmy threads from this (very much non-Lemmy) server.

CC: @targetx@programming.dev

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