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He might be providing safety tips, but the biggest safety issue is that they left the door open for him to get in.
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Ah yes, Anubis, god of death. Exactly who I want to take safety advice from.
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Dude take care of the dead, if anyone you wanna take safety advice from, it’s him, he heard some real stuff happening.
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Why is it edited? The original joke was also hieroglyphs.