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80 points

Is this real? This is some cartoon villain shit.

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I just had this sent by a friend and found it funny. But for the Healthcare CEO killed media and corpos love to play the “family father” angle.

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64 points

It’s real, check his Twitter feed. Also, why worry? He’s got plenty more where that came from. /s

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He shared a similar image himself, very much yes. https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1865304483070169440

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9 points

🤢🤮

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28 points

xcancel link (an alternative frontend). The image and the replies are interesting, it’s like a facebook market level quality botnet.

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This guy could not be less funny, Jesus Christ.

doge and minidoge

kill me

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5 points

Is xcancel a revival of nitter? I thought they couldn’t work around the new API limitations.

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Lol, every second reply is some kind of crypto scam!

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2 points

I figured this has to be AI because of the women’s bathroom sign behind them. If that’s not irony then I don’t know what is anymore.

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9 points

I also had to wonder if it’s real. Since when has Elon ever been a father to any of his kids? I find it hard to believe that he would ever appear in a picture with his children.

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4 points

Wait. Are we sure it’s his kid?

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53 points

Next he’ll walk about in a robot suit with children strapped to the outside all around. Finally we know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

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43 points

As much as I like the image, we already know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

He’s got a huge impreg fetish and zero self control.

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14 points

Because he’s a Nazi and wants to improve the gene pool

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9 points

Alimony Tony over here can afford it. He can throw a stupid amount of money at any woman he knocks up and then whine publicly when she starts dating a new person.

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111 points

He pussied out on fighting Zuckerberg, too. His actual mommy had to intervene. Soy boy Elmo.

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31 points

I wouldn’t call him confident enough to eat soy in public

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36 points

This is why The Adjuster went for the leg shot first

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72 points

I wonder if he’s trying to speedrun this kid hating him. Not going to be a nice day when the kid realises daddy used him as an emergency bullet sponge

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