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Remember kids, when making graffiti, always cite your sources.

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On the bathroom stall:

Here I sit all broken hearted,

Came to shit and only farted.

Then one day, just by chance,

Tried to fart and shat my pants.

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It looks like a mouth, it needs eyes.

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And some lipstick.

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The hand dryers that promise you bacon are LYING BASTARDS!

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Just keep your hands there long enough

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You must become the bacon you wish to see in the world

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Include the publishing year in your reference.

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My vandals get a zero if they don’t use MLA citation.

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That’ll cost them two points off their grade on the paper, shame

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Funnily, that’s not really true. Such studies showing that exist but are sponsored by… paper towel companies

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Fucking dystopian late stage capitalism… Every fact is not actually a fact cause it’s sponsored by corporate interests

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I tell my phone to “Remove Suggestion” on that every time, but it never fucking takes and it pisses me off. Don’t capitalist twitter or god.

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Yes, and the ones that show air dryers to be healthier are funded by… hand dryer manufacturers.

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Someone should fund independent research.

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I went for a whole month drying my hands with only independent research and the results were similar to using paper towels.

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I remember someone tested this, and the bacteria was found in a wider area.

Either way bacteria is everywhere and we got immune systems.

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But then how do I make money?

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