Why is his hat translucent?
Why do cops always burn weed to destroy it rather than dunking it in bleach or seawater or any of the thousand things you can do to it to render it unusable?
I was honestly thinking the same thing. Shit you could turn it into rope.
Those evidence lockers are empty
Local PD is involved in a roaring local scandal because over 50lbs of verious drugs were “misplaced” from lockup, and not a single thing has been publicly reported…
Apparently one of the cops was joking about it with his friends, and one of the friends posted it to social media for about two hours before cops showed up at his house to “request” that he remove the post.
So now everyone in town is talking about how the local PD are either saints who can do no wrong and this is all just a lIbRiL sEtUp, or how the local PD are operating like a gang, engaging in domestic terrorism, and casually taking drugs home for personal use.
The way my mother in law talks, this is the first time a cop has ever done anything bad…
I know damn well. Someone who knew police told me that when they do these type of stunts they invite the press and local councillors and hand out beer and then they all stand around waiting for the wind to “unpredictably” blow all the smoke all over the audience. Everyone winds up wrecked. Your tax at work in the great war against drugs.
Alternative Universe:
LOCAL MAN CAUGHT GROWING REGGIE
Law enforcement destroys kilos of literal garbage after a raid on a local man’s property. Officers could be heard uttering phrases of “this ain’t shit” and “damn he wrong for this.” Full story on page 69.
I don’t know what’s what in the Philippines but when I lived in tropical countries, the stuff was definitely “organic” in the sense they throw seeds somewhere in the forest and come back 6 months later to pick it up. Most of the times it was trash but once in a while you’d get the magical crop that somehow turned out great and then it would be really great. Floral, citrussy, clean high etc. I did appreciate that I could still function normally with this stuff compared to the crazy shit you get in Western countries.
At a secret location known only to high officials
Cheech and Chong are standing up wind taking deep breaths.
