Womp womp
thoughts and prayers
LOL JK
He probably bled out waiting for insurance to approve the expenditure for the gauze.
Look, I know he’s out now, but his k/d ratio was insane.
- Brian Thompson, CEO of UnitedHealthcare, was fatally shot on Wednesday morning in a targeted attack outside a Midtown Manhattan hotel.
- Thompson was in Manhattan for UnitedHealthcare’s 2024 investor conference when he was killed.
- The New York Police Department reported that the suspect fled the scene and remains at large; no arrests have been made.
The cops said he waited in the freezing cold in one spot for ten minutes before taking the shot and fleeing down an alley to a bike he had waiting. This was 100% premeditated.
In unrelated news, I have an erection that will probably last longer than 4 hours.
I mean, capitalism preaches the necessity of winners and losers. The owners demand there be millions upon millions of losers so they can win largely enough to buy pet mega yachts for their primary mega yachts.
Guess he lost.
Welcome to the free market baby.
Oh I’m sorry, does that only apply to the innumerable members of our society dying of exposure and police capital defense force brutality in your local gutter for the crime of not generating enough value for the shareholders in the “wealthiest nation on Earth?”
