I am not allowed to credit the site that has this disaster. Its owner said “Nobody should see that”

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color: lime !important;
z-index: 1000000;

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I love the superstitious z-index just in case it does something to help.

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At least that’s actually easy and quick to do and is the only way of doing it. Centering a div however has 81639393 ways and it seems the one that works is different every time

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Bro its so easy bro, just use flexboxgridcolumns its been a standard since 2010 just flex it bro you haven’t learned to flex yet just check w3c schools and add a flex you can polyfill it but don’t use that hacked one use the good flexpolyfill then { content-align-middle-child-elements: center-middle-true-neutral } so easy with flex bro

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It’s a good indicator that someone is desperate and/or doesn’t know what they’re doing.

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the userstyle experience:

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Yeah, userstyles are wild. You learn so many ways how to not use CSS. Everything is !important and rather than adjusting the HTML to change the structure, you get to do it all in CSS. 🫠

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flex-direction:row-reverse; my beloved

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Not allowed to credit the site in your text editor?

Is the owner in the room with you now?

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This screenshot is not mine, it was sent to me via Matrix

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You get used to it. I don’t even see the code

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10 points

Do you have a built-in browser in your brain that renders it?

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…it was sent to me via Matrix

That’s how they do pull requests there

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Client: “Can you switch these two colours, you have 1 minute to fix it or you’re fired!”

Result:

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my eyes

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“Some coders just want to watch the word burn get colored white and/or lime.”

And if you delete one or the other, or condense the code into a single command, the whole site breaks.

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