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Don’t live in a place called messingham unless you want it to get messy, eh lads?

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Clearly they need a pressure washing service

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>England

>Won

What did I miss? I’m not a Br*t.

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England is in the football (soccer) semifinals of the eu cup, with good chances to make it to the finals (and lose there)

Edit spelling Edit2 told ya

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If I were this lady, I’d get my cat indoors before England start shooting penalties.

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nope, not a chance

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3 points

Lose.

We gonna lose in the Semi. We ain’t getting to the final. We have been abysmal.

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9 points

Why did you sensor the i in Brit?

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It’s a common joke to censor nationalities like they’re slurs, like ‘fr*nch’.

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I thought that only applied when talking about the Fr*nch.

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If that is common, I’ve rarely seen this as a joke myself, then wouldn’t it only make sense in a forum which isn’t specifically about being British?

This community is specifically British, I thought, so I’m not sure it makes sense here.

Maybe I’m just over thinking it.

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If Claire’s cat was more like a football it would already be coming home.

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I get it. Noise annoys me. Noise that doesn’t serve a useful purpose pisses me off.

I had little interest in fireworks as a spectacle, even as a young kid. I can’t imagine them being interesting to kids today, let alone adults. They’ve just become a way to make noise for the whole neighbourhood to hear, like cowboys shooting their guns into the air.

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Someone popped off fireworks last night and myself and at least 3 other neighbors came outside to watch. They’re pretty.

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kids love fireworks you don’t have the only opinions on earth

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They’re not interesting to you, hence they can’t be interesting to anybody else? Wow.

There’s lots of reasons to argue for a ban on fireworks, but ‘because I don’t like them’ is just so self centred.

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No, merica won

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No foul language - i.e. French 🤮

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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