158 points

What a horrible day to be literate.

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What a horrible time to be hungry. 🤮

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14 points

so, staying in the subject of horribleness, have you ever realised the throwing up emoji looks like someone sucking shrek’s cock?

im so soory

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5 points

Might be time for you to put the Internet away and go outside for an afternoon. 🤣

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So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek’s massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it’s ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn’t look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn’t happen again.

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94 points

Less of this, please.

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33 points

If he eats himself completely, this will eventually resolve itself.

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53 points

I’ve seen a lot of gross shit from Anon over the years, but this is among the worst.

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42 points

I hate thid. I hat you OP. I fucking hate you. I didn’t want to hear this. I didn’t need to hear this. I was doing just fine. now I feel bad. fuck you.

and goodbye

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35 points

Dermatophagia - “one type of body-focused repetitive behavior (BFRB)”

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