Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.
I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.
Fuck those sky-rats.
As if you wouldn’t steal a £30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don’t think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.
I do not understand why people are so upset about this. People kill vermin all the time in far more brutal ways.
The only correct answer. Idgaf about some sky rat, but I’d be a little shocked if someone snatched a seagull out of the sky near me and slammed it into a wall until it died.
I’d also not give a shit five minutes later and would probably regale my friends with the story of the seagull slammer.
And those people aren’t any more right… Seagulls are actually pretty interesting, long-living, and intelligent creatures. They simply can’t compete with humans, that’s all.
Humans should be above this sort of thing.
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Seagulls are filth. The more domesticated ones will basically attack you at the beach if there’s any food.
Hopefully we get seagull slaying more mainstream.
