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Who is Joe Biden Pardon?

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Yes, and who is his Hunter?

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And who is the man!?

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That’s Brandon

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  1. someone as old as the president - indeed, someone older than 30 - wouldn’t say ‘a reveal’. They’d use a FUCKING NOUN.

  2. “pardon’s.” Look kids; if you’re gonna try and call the president stupid, step away from the glass house and proof-read just the once.

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I mean… a reveal is a noun, but I agree, if the goal is to sound like something he’d plausibly say, a revelation would be more appropriate. He’s not a drag queen.

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