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Theyā€™re shit cars but gatekeeping manhood is even shittier

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Hmm. Normally Iā€™d be inclined to agree, but this really doesnā€™t feel like itā€™s punching at men or manliness. Itā€™s more just saying no one will find you attractive if you have a cybertruck. And we all know you can be a man as well as completely unfuckable at the same time.

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7 points

ā€œYou will not get laidā€ is sorta the basic insult directed at men.

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Only because we associate sexuality and ā€œgetting laidā€ with manhood. They arenā€™t the same. Are asexual men less men? No oneā€™s gatekeeping manhood in this image, theyā€™re gatekeeping sexuality.

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No it isnt

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Yes it is

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My manhood isnt affected at all by this. The ā€œtruckā€ is definitely shittier.

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It is not gatekeeping manhood, buying a Cybertruck is a clear sign that the man lacks common sense and has more money than brains, two very important red flags. The only women he will attract are the kind that like men with more money than brains. She is just setting her standards high.

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What is the relation between those two things lol

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Itā€™s stupid, but it suggests buying a cyber truck is its own form of birth control.

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Jessica only procreates with men who have nicer cars.

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Thereā€™s a certain type of guy that wants a cybertruck. Most women would want to avoid that type of guy, and certainly wouldnā€™t want to accidentally procreate with them. So the cybertruck is the ultimate cock block for the good of all humankind.

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8 points

Rather, less stupid cars.

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19 points

Is this a serious question?

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Yes I was tired and missed the joke, but now I see it lol

Frankly the downvotes are even funnier because of how stupid the whole thing is, gotta admit

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Nothing signals ones distaste for Musk more than tweeting about it on his platform.

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24 points

Thats obviously from mastodon, not twitter.

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Oh, youā€™re right

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Yeah, choose cybertruck over Jessica.

Solves all problems.

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To me, the Cybertruck looks like someone put a fiberglass shell over an El Camino for a bad straight-to-video 1980s Mad Max ripoff.

Like this sort of thing, from the movie appropriately titled Battletruck:

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you mean women are not attracted to rich men, really ?

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A woman married me, so apparently not always.

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Iā€™m not for one. Iā€™d like someone mature financially, but rich people are all narcissistic.

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