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55 BURGERS

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55 FRIES

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Need to open hotdog stand in America

Heā€™s putting my kids through college!

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The post on my screen was cut off at ā€œskinny white man arrivesā€, and I think it was perfect.

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> Be me

> American college kid by himself in Italy for a week

> Staying at hotel with Italian hottie at the front desk

> Hell yeah, love this country

> Eating all the pizza cause thatā€™s Italian food, right?

> The pizzas are so goddamn thin

> Like eating a sheet of paper

> Eat an entire pizza and still hungry

> This goes on for like three days

> Tired of being hungry

> New pizza place, order three entire pizzas

> ā€œTheyā€™ll just think Iā€™m picking up for my friendsā€

> Get my pizzas, hell yes

> Walk back to hotel

> Walk past the front desk carrying three pizzas

> Front desk hottie knows Iā€™m there alone

> Cover blown

> Go up to my room and eat all three pizzas in shame

> Finally fucking full

Worth it.

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ā€œI have extra if you want someā€

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9 points

And like share the pizza? Ew.

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I was in some European city and there is one Chinese restaurant serving hot pot. So I wanted to try it. I ordered and selected the items I want for around 50ā‚¬. The waitress asked me : ā€œis that all? Do you want the menu?ā€. So I was wondering if I didnā€™t order enough. At the end, what I ordered was enough for at least 3 people. I was in a table for 4 people and it was full with all the dishes. The waitress then asked me if she need to bring a bowl of rice!

They brought the sauces and there was garlic on the plate. The odor ruined the whole meal for me. I couldnā€™t eat most of it and I was disappointed as I donā€™t like wasting food.

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The smell of garlic ruined your appetite? Do you have some kind of disorder? The smell of garlic is amazing!

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No I eat garlic but the one they put in the plate has a bizarre odor.

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And you couldnā€™t ask them to take it away for some reason?

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Sure you doā€¦

Too late to change your story now, Draccie.

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