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See, that’s when you wait till it’s almost red and then go.

They’re either trapped or running a red

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And the other time I thought to myself - hey, let’s be nice! And so I was nice. The driver in the car in front kept reading whatever he was reading on his bloody phone and nobody moved till next light :)

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If I were behind you I would have honked at you for not honking at them.

If I was behind the car that’s behind you and they aren’t honking at you for not honking at the person in front of you, I would then honk at the person behind you.

There’s nothing wrong with a honk to get someone’s attention when they should be driving.

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I give you about 3 seconds. Then you’re getting the horn because you were on your phone at the light like a jackass.

I mean seriously, it’s not a big ask to not use your phone while you’re driving.

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A couple of years ago, I had some worn bushings on the stick-shifter of a manual transmission truck that made it hard to put into first gear from a stop.

I’m sure everyone thought I was some dumb jerk on their phone. 😐

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It’s also the same one that during the red light kept creeping forward like they were at a drag race starting line. Light goes green…nothing. I thought you were in a hurry?

Doesn’t everyone else watch the traffic flow of the other lights, the crosswalks, all the other signs something is about to change? I guess not.

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Exactly. Know what’s going on around you.

I still tend to wait a couple seconds as I double check some other doofus isn’t running the red.

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Someone didn’t stop at their red light and would have t-boned me if I didn’t stop early in the middle of the intersection. (Intersection was clear before I entered.) I got honked at by the person behind me.

Like… Chill, it’s going to take a few seconds to maneuver around this nonstandard traffic situation.

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People I want to share the road with : him people I share the road with : you lot

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