72 points

Was Beast watching them bone while pretending to read a book? Or is the sound of boning in the distance like white noise that helps him concentrate on what he’s reading?

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Oh my god I’m an idiot, that’s Beast. I thought Wolverine just decapitated Sonic for some reason.

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I love your version of the X-Men and their crossovers more

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12 points

That’s some fanfic I wanna read lol

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7 points

Based on the upvotes, it seems the internet (or this tiny corner of it anyway) thought you were onto something

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3 points

I didn’t confuse Beast with Sonic, but I updated because it’s hilarious that someone else did.

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I think he has enhanced hearing, so maybe he just got used to it in general?

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47 points

Why doesn’t she say, “it belongs to my teddy bear, look next to the bed!” This has got to be a parody of the cinema trope where characters choose not to give the easy explanation that would solve the problem instantly

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28 points

Not to mention that wolverines sense of smell would have immediately been able to tell the difference between a teddy bear hair and Beast’s hair

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8 points

Well plot twist: It was Beasts hair.

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7 points

He had been having an affair with the teddy bear.

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Yep he would have been able to smell him outside the window watching too

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This shit is exactly why I can’t watch “romantic” comedies. Too many of them solely rely on stupid misunderstandings like that.

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2 points

Here’s his chance to explain!

"Mary, wait!

Mary!

Mary!

Mary!

Mary!

Wait!"

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2 points

IKR? But I mean the guy was outside watching them, forget the blue hair

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2 points

She secretly wanted Beast to die, the teddy bear was part of the set up.

It all started when she heard a Joe Rogan podcast that suggested that the anti-mutant government was only going after non-human-looking mutants and that they would bring down the price of eggs by purging them all.

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2 points

Directed by Michael Bay

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37 points

Beast seems pretty chill for having recently been decapitated.

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“That all ya got, Bub?”

“Ah well, as my mother liked to always say, ‘no use losing your head in tough situations’”

or

“To paraphrase the bard Shakespeare, ‘To be or not to be, that is the -headed’” then wryly chuckles as his life fades

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8 points

She seems more annoyed than shocked that Wolverine just killed Beast, which also means this happens quite frequently.

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He’s a mutant. Maybe it grows back in a second.
Too bad there isn’t some manual explaining all superpowers that will be shipped with you.

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If it was the cheating case then don’t you think he should have beheaded her too? She’s equally responsible for such an act.

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That’s a bit too fair and progressive for a hothead like Logan

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Did you miss that teddy bear on floor?

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I saw that. I’m talking about another situation that’s why I said “if it was…”

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To me it sounded as if you weren’t sure about what happened. In my opinion he should have decapitated neither regardless what happened but where’s the fun in that?

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