A man jailed for fo[u]r years claims he is still a good dad despite offering his son cocaine and trying to get him to have sex with a 26-year-old prostitute.

“Don’t be a p[u]ssy” the man told his son after he organised for two sex workers to visit a hotel in Bromley, Greater London. The young lad, who cannot be named, bravely told his dad “I’m f***ing 13, that’s ridiculous” when he was offered a line of cocaine.

At his sentencing hearing, the man told Croydon Crown Court he is a great father, despite appearing to have some weird and very skewed views on what is good parenting. "I’m a good father,” he insisted, after he pleaded guilty to arranging for a child to engage in sexual activity as well as offering to supply cocaine.

He told the court: "I might not look like it in your eyes. It was only because he was feeling down because he’d broken up with his girlfriend and he said he’d done all that stuff before.

He added: “So the brass sucked his p****. Job done. Whatever.”

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Best dad ever (but only from the point of view of the 13 year old boy)

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Not even the lad thought this was a good idea.

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… his father paid a woman to sexually assault him and pressured his son to concede. He’s 13 years old. That’s sexual assault no matter the circumstances. His father is fucking sick and should be in prison.

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No shit. Should’ve known someone would get rattled by a dumb joke.

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The joke is that boys/men like being sexually assaulted.

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The article clearly states the kid was not amused, so the joke part of your comment does not exist.

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Can you explain your joke to me?

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He is:

The judge sentenced him to four years in prison for arranging a child sex offence.

The dad will be subject to sex offence notification requirements for life and was given a 10-year SHPO.

And won’t be allowed unsupervised contact with children for ten years.

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Out of interest, what does UK law have to say about the sex workers in this case? Where I live age of consent is 16, but I believe it’s a defence to have reasonably believed they were over that age. However that defence can only be used to a certain point. I forget if it’s 14 or 12.

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Legend

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This isn’t Brandon Sanderson’s Mistborn novel.

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I’m yet to read that, but I thought he shied away from anything even vaguely sexual, on account of his culty religion?

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Not at all.

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He’s never published a sex scene to my knowledge but he will acknowledge the existence of these things.

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Definitely not. He doesn’t do sex scenes or erotic depictions of sexuality, but sexual mores and sexual violence are often depicted in his books when fitting. In Mistborn the nobility’s tendency to inflict sexual violence upon the underclass is a major theme because the magic is genetically heritable and the government attempts to keep it constrained to the nobility.

The most Mormon his books get is the world building of the stormlight archive, but even then there’s a ton of alcohol consumption, despite the fact that the author has never partaken.

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Fair enough, thanks for the info!

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What is this country coming to that you can pressure your adolescent son into doing cocaine and having sex with a prostitute and be called a bad farther? It’s not trauma, it’s character building!

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That’s just the country regressing. Men taking their sons to whorehouses is definitely not a new thing.

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"The dad added that the sex workers were already in a taxi so it was too late to cancel, Ms Benson said. When the two women arrived the dad told them his son was 18 years old.

The boy was then taken to a separate room where he reluctantly allowed a 26-year-old sex worker to perform a sex act on him, the court heard. In a police statement the boy said he didn’t want to do it and he was left feeling disgusted."

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