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Dutch police find 2kg gnome made of MDMA during drug bust(www.bbc.co.uk)

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tlou3please@lemmy.world
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To be honest, I’m amazed that anyone even thought to send it off for testing. I’m an ex police officer and I wouldn’t have thought of that. I’d just lump it in with the other weird shit you always find in drug dens.

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FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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Do you suddenly feel the need to go back and test everything?

I imagine they got squirrelly or something whenever the cops went near it.

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C126@sh.itjust.works
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It was with a bunch of other drugs and the material looks a bit off. I’m sure you would’ve had a hunch.

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Dasus@lemmy.world
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“The gnome himself was visibly startled,” police said, referring to the gnome having its hands covering its mouth.

The only cops I’d be willing to say aren’t necessarily all bastards, would be the Dutch cops. Got to love their sense of humour.

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Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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Witch with a cold: “I curse you gnome. I turn you to ston!”

Magic: Did she saw stone or stoned? Why not both?

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SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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Scene is dry af where I am, yet there are gnomes made of the stuff

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MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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I try to be happy with what I have but when I think of the insane drugs the rich have access to, with other people taking all the risk, I have to admit I’m a bit jealous.

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Anivia@feddit.org
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Are you in the US? MDMA is so incredibly common in Europe since the precursors to produce it are easy to get ahold of here

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BerenstainsMonster@kbin.earth
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This may be the most Dutch thing I’ve ever heard. (I’m Dutch.)

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