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Orks are definitely the only species this would ever work for.

Although I’m surprised they don’t just make a gun that fires smaller guns that also fire bullets which themselves fire bullets… that explode.

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You should check out Enter the Gungeon.

Everyone should check out Enter the Gungeon.

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Its easy for us rougelike enjoyer’s to forget but the average person isn’t looking for entertainment where they die over and over slowly learning enemy patterns and unlocking new stuff. It takes a special kind of masochistic challenge chasing nerd to get something out of these kinds of games.

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6 points

Choppa shoota’ or shoota’ choppy?

Mork said iz good, make it work!

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You would need an equal and opposite angular momentum at the back of the chainsaw otherwise it will just rotate upwards and loop around in circles.

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So a second chainsaw in the opposite direction?

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19 points

Give this man a promotion!

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Nah, second chain pointing forward rotating the opposite direction, with the teeth facing forward.

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If the chainsaw generates so much inertial that it challenges your trajectory, you’re doing something right.

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9 points

an equal and opposite angular momentum

Idea: contra rotating chainsaws.

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You can balance it adjusting the rocket nozzle

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just enough rotational velocity to counter gravity trying to pull the nose of the missile down though. and also the centripetal momentum of the chain would act like a gyro stabilizer insuring that it remains nominally upright.

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You’ll need more mass in those teeth.

Depleted uranium chain saw teeth.

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The real one deploys blades that cause the missile to spin at very high speeds before it slices through its targets like butter without an explosion

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nuh uh, make it laser guided

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Yes

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40 horsepower??? Holy shit are you trying to cut titanium?

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It’s an anti-tank weapon.

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Groovy

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