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anon has friends

Gay

anon slams his bro

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When I was a teen driver in the 90s, my rule was seatbelts or get the fuck out. If they fought me on it, I described to them in excruciating detail what my aunt looked like after a semi hit her car and she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. She was unrecognizable as a human being… and she lived. Imagine looking like that while still alive. Put on your fucking seatbelt.

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She single?

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As in pieces?

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Is there a fake and gay bot yet?

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be me. Vasectomy something. Cuck fetish idk. On leddy, nuggets and something something. “Fake and gay” lmao & lol

I am a FOSS bot. Write the fucking code if you don’t like it

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You’re going to drive to buy illegal drugs, and you don’t put your seat belt on, so now some cop has cause to pull you over, what if he’s doing it on the way back? Fucking idiot.

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Only break one law at a time.

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Always be breaking exactly one law. Never more, never less.

This is difficult, but not impossible, while sleeping.

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Where I live, the driver gets the ticket if the passenger has no seatbelt. The car doesn’t move unless everyone is buckled in, because I’m not paying for someone else’s laziness.

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Yeah here I’m pretty sure it’s the driver gets a fine and the passenger too if they’re over 16yo

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