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Gotta gotta gotta go, true sounds, of a revolution,ā€¦

Was in my pyjama and havenā€™t heard Agnost Front the last 20 years so thanks for reminding me of this song.

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ā€œBut Trump said heā€™d magically make eggs cheaper!!!11!!ā€

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58 points

Maybe he was speaking about trans people all along.

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Wow, Iā€™d love to be able to afford my own egg.

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18 points

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Our egg comrade

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18 points

Ah, yes. āœØSlavery.āœØ

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Slavery with less stepsā€¦ since we already support slavery at home and abroad.

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5 points

<insert ā€œtransition to greatnessā€ tweet out of context here>

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I guess you gotta break a few eggsā€™ civil rights before you can make a fascist omelet

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Make trans people cheaper? I agree, they should have access to affirmation care

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10 points

Bought some yesterdayā€¦ The box we buy went up 3 dollars since the election.

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6 points

Itā€™s bird flu

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3 points

Yeah shits crazy. Unfortunately.

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13 points

Nope, the president wakes up every morning and sets the price based on how many times he had to get up in the middle of the night to pee.

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5 points

I paid 2.45 which is basically what it was in 2019. I legit donā€™t even understand where this narrative comes from. Yeah eggs got expensive like 2 years ago. They got better.

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4 points

Hey gas is cheaper now than itā€™s been in years. Trump did that!!!

/s

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19 points

Reduced demand. Dead and deported people prefer plain toast for breakfast

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4 points

I thought the maggots were the preferred breakfast of dead champions? Or was it MAGAtsā€¦?

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7 points

Entenmannā€™s donuts were buy one get one free right after the election. Bless Trump for turning donuts to twice as many just by thought alone!

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78 points

If you donā€™t stand for the rights of others, thereā€™ll be nobody left to stand for yourā€™s - so get standing!

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Bet you they try to repeal Loving v. Virginia too. Theyā€™ll ā€œleave it up to the statesā€ Iā€™m sure, so that them and their rich buddies can keep their partners. Looking at you, Mitch.

I am emptied of all faith in their humanity or good sense.

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Why are all basic civil rights not enshrined in laws, but instead resting on brittle law precedents in the US?

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Because our legislature is dysfunctional in its very structuring.

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6 points

Thatā€™s the way English Common Law works contrary to French Civil Law

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Thatā€™s not really an answer to their question. Canada (with the exception of Quebec), also operates on the English Common Law model, but weā€™ve passed specific laws that intentionally codify things like abortion and minority rights. Just recently we added ā€œgender identity and gender expressionā€ as specific categories on which it is illegal to discriminate.

So, unlike the US where the right to gay marriage is the result of a court case, in Canada gay marriage started out that way, but was then codified in law with the passage of the Civil Marriage Act in 2005. And speaking of English Common Law, the same is true in England, where gay marriage was legally enshrined in 2014.

So itā€™s perfectly valid to ask why the US government has consistently failed to do this.

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The simulation ran out of computational power and this is AI trying to use the last 0.1% of the Neural Processing Unit to continue generating a storyā€¦

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Because itā€™s all imaginary and I canā€™t believe people seek comfort in a piece of paper and the concept of rule of law.

A strongman, such as potentially trump but it could be any authoritarian in any country - will just wipe his ass with the constitution and do whatever the fuck he wants. Itā€™s not like the law is going to stop him. Heā€™s a convicted felon and heā€™s still going to be president despite that. And the J6 case (the only one with any real merit, IMO) that they had four years to prosecute is now dropped.

Laws donā€™t matter. Laws donā€™t protect you. Laws exist to protect the in group and punish the out group.

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I see it as less about punishing the out group and more about controlling them instead.

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Clarence Thomas rulling his own marriage illegal? šŸ¤”

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Privileged people like him will certainly expect there to be workaround and loopholes. Heā€™d just get a marriage cert in a state that allows it. Depend on it.

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In the abortion ruling, Thomas listed off a whole bunch of civil rights-related rulings he wanted to revisit. Obergefell (gay marriage) was among them. Loving, however, was conspicuously absent, and thereā€™s a pretty obvious reason why.

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Thatā€™s definitely one way to get a divorce

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Heā€™ll be asked (forced) to step down during this Republicanā€™s Presidentā€™s term, and heā€™ll be replaced by a christian nationalist white dude. And then theyā€™ll overturn Loving v Virginia.

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Nah heā€™ll get declared an ā€œHonorary Aryanā€ so the marriage remains legal.

Then when the 2028 auto-coup happens, heā€™ll get purged like what happened with the Jewish Nazis.

It will be known as the the Night of the Long Knives AR-15s

Leopardā€¦ Faceā€¦ ye know

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Theyā€™d just rule that you canā€™t retroactively kill marriages, but future ones could be banned. Or something similar.

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ā€œLeaving it up to the statesā€ is how we ended up with gay marriage being legalized federally by the scotusā€¦.

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Iā€™m sure this one will get right on that.

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Unless that group is Pro-Palestine, then literally every other group can look out for themselves because logic be damned.

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it is?

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