106 points

same but for everything in my life.

i know, that sounds schizo as fuck, my dear chat members.

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I live alone, I too talk to the imaginary camera to keep sane. At least I think it keeps me sane.

Thanks for the bits, bananaman66764.

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Ah see, I talk to my cat when I’m at home. It isn’t just me talking to myself, it’s enrichment for my little furry buddy!

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I watch you all the time, keep going FeelsStrongMan

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71 points

If it helps you focus, it’s just another form of rubber ducking

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2 points

Please. Rubber ducking. Someone?

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It’s when you talk through a problem with an inanimate object, traditionally a rubber duck. The process of explaining the problem can help you organize your thoughts and identify otherwise elusive problems. It’s a common technique used by programmers debugging their code.

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Rubber ducking? Is that when you tape a ducky to your fupa and dry hump something/someone to get the squeaky sound?

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12 points

No.

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60 points

Chat, am I cooked?

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21 points

Clip that, chat.

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15 points

My middle-school aged kids explained the difference between cooked and cookin’ to me the other day, and now they really get to roll their eyes when I intentionally use them in as corny ways as possible.

Bonus points for coming with other, terrible, slang. You can really get a cringe if you say something like "Chat, we’re cookin’ now - I’m all rizzed up”

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55 points

It’s fine until the audience starts talking back.

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42 points

chat is this real?

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11 points

chat, are you real?

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4 points

Chat, are you for real?

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44 points

I tried streaming for the first time over the weekend. Damn is it hard to keep talking for multiple hours straight. Especially when there’s zero messages in the chat. Streamers make it look normal but damn is it not

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Get a producer or anyone with you and talk to them. That’s how radio and TV broadcasters used to do it. They would talk to the console or camera operator. Eventually it becomes natural to talk by yourself. It does look like unhinged behavior without the context. But it is an old skill, as old as radio broadcast. Try acting monologues to yourself, it also helps.

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But why? If you don’t enjoy it, why try to get into streaming? The chances that it’ll pay back for itself are incredibly small and it takes years of consistent streaming to get any kind of consistent audience.

If you do enjoy it, then by all means, practice a bit so it gets more natural (and more enjoyable).

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OP left no indication of whether they enjoy or not. Just that it is hard. And it is hard. Broadcasters are trained formally to do it. It requires improvisation skills, acting and physical and mental stamina. But, it can also be very rewarding. Like most things in life, there’s some level of initial discomfort and hardship involved in getting to do or experience cool things. You get to choose what you want to face or not.

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4 points

do it for fun. I dabbled a little to no audiece, I just liked putting on a show. No one’s watching, well, no one listens to my music either.

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3 points

Share your twitch, I’ll follow u

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Lmao sure ♥️ https://twitch.tv/dginovker

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