When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

I feel obligated to upvote this, and it’s all @PlexSheep@infosec.pub’s fault.

hey is this a party?

I clicked it twice just to make sure 👌

Don’t tell me what to do!

I still upvoted though.