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We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don’t we?

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We already have irrational fucks, they’re called politicians.

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Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points

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So now we have both irrational and fractional fucks, we have all real fucks, and since we can have “twisted fuck” we can rotate any fuck through any angle and we have the entire complex fuck plane.

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Yes, OP only gets you to Q[i]

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Of course there is imaginary fucking. What do you think people do when they jerk off?

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No that’s simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream

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Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn’t involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it

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What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.

If I’m missing something here, please fucking let me know.

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Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.

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But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?

I’ve been called pretty fucking ugly, sooo…

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Hmmm so it may have been a compliment

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That fuck’s a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck. So fucked.

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Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.

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Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.

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…static fuck?

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Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.

Are fucks a form of cryptocurrency?!

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The oldest profession traded in it so they are arguably the original currency.

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A good point 😅

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Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn’t really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.

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If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.

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A currency for sure. Both crypto and not

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‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.

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Or it implies that eternal love cannot exist or cannot exist in the presence of a never ending fuck, leading to the surprise in the statement

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