Owners of the affected trucks will require replacement hardware.

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An actual recall that requires a hardware fix / replacement this time, and not a software update.

Am I reading the PDF right in that 1% or 2,431 trucks are affected, meaning they sold ~240k trucks?

Edit: official numbers are more around 30-40k worldwide as far as I can find. Idk how to read it, perhaps they mean 2,431 is the maximum but the expectation is 1%?

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32 points

I can’t decide if that’s higher or lower than I expected.

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22 points

It’s definitely higher than I was expecting, but nowhere near what Musk would want you to believe

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11 points

Ford, Chevrolet, and Dodge each sold over 700k half-ton pickup trucks last year, while Toyota sold only 130k Tundras. I suppose it’s possible that there are a quarter million suckers out there.

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7 points

I have edited my comment with information I found and it seems Tesla is selling nowhere near that amount (30-40k)

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4 points

Those are all more affordable, reliable, and established brands though.

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71 points

At this point, looking at this vehicle with your naked eyes is bound to cause damage.

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29 points

It harms my soul looking at this vehicle.

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20 points

Hard to understand the calculus of people who would still be willing to buy a Tesla at this point. They’re literal death traps with shoddy manufacturing

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10 points

I saw one the other day painted neon yellow. Believe it or not, it actually seemed like an improvement.

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61 points

saw two of em in person this week. they’re even uglier in person

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33 points

It’s amazing, they look awful in videos and pictures but then you see one in person and it’s just stunning to look at, not in a good way. They’re the stupidest looking things.

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1 point

My kids love them for some reason, I think they’re an eyesore. To each their own, but even if I liked how they look, there’s no way I’m paying that much for one.

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44 points

I wonder what the reward is if you get 10 recalls on your punchcard?

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29 points

You get the thing that represents all cyber truck owners: a lollipop, or as it’s also known—a “sucker.”

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36 points

I keep forgetting how nasty they look… I’m glad I don’t have to see these on European roads. Not yet, at least.

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34 points

It’s a trip seeing them around. Somehow they look even worse in person.

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10 points

When I first saw one pass by me in reality, my first reaction was “jesus”. And the colors I’ve seen on display (a Tesla store is nearby), wtf? Not that a good color would help a lot, it still looks very wrong.

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3 points

I see way too many around here and people have taken to putting wraps on it. I love seen one that tries to make it look like the Warthog from Halo.

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I don’t really care what they look like. If any truck actually could meet the promises these made, I’d buy the shit out of them:

-All electric

-Sophisticated sensor suite to improve operational safety

-Working performance comparable to F150

-low maintenance

-Can be used as home power backup

-not a Deathtrap

-not a Killing machine

It hits the electric points, but that’s it. It’s a bad truck. It doesn’t fulfill any of the “smart” promises. Death trap killing machines in constant recall that can’t handle rain… Let alone do work.

The aesthetic doesn’t even make my list of complaints. It’s like the whole industry has been trying to make trucks as shitty as possible for like 30 years. Give me a '94 ranger electric conversion kit and it’s game fucking over cyber truck.

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9 points

So what about the F150 Lightning doesn’t meet that? It actually offers whole house backup which is something that caught my attention

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4 points

Not in love with the “big boy” from factor but when I believe they’re going to enter “long term support” territory I absolutely would be interested.

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1 point

I’m definitely a fan of the Lightning, but it’s a huge truck, similar to a Raptor in length. It wouldn’t fit in my driveway. They need an EV Mavick or Ranger. (I’ve heard rumors of a Ranger PHEV, which could be a game changer for EV towing)

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4 points

How can it be a death trap when it is only found on flat beds?

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Doesn’t the electric F-150 meet all those demands?

I can’t get one as they are not sold here but from the specs they look like exactly what you’d want. I assume since you mentioned it you can buy them where you are.

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9 points

I doubt they’ll ever come to Europe. They don’t meet even the most basic crash safety standards. These things are designed to annihilate pedestrians, not to try to reduce harm.

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They don’t meet even the most basic crash safety standards.

Well that’s just incorrect.

We actually have no idea what crash safety standards they meet because Tesla hasn’t submitted them for any testing at all, and as we all know from Elon’s new BFF, if you don’t test for it, you won’t have to worry about it.

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4 points

They did publish a video of a crash test, but I think Tesla did it themselves and didn’t publish any data, just a “comparison video” with an F150 Lightning.

It didn’t look great… A lot of people were pointing out how tiny the crumple zone is, and the stop seemed more violent than most vehicles.

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I’m from Europe and I already met one in my hometown. The other day, it even damaged scaffolding on the Powder Gate in Prague, while it was, hilariously, riding on the bed of a tow truck.

Edit: The individual approval itself is already highly controversial: https://www.wired.com/story/a-rubberized-cybertruck-is-ploughing-through-european-pedestrian-safety-rules/

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4 points

I’m pretty sure the EU banned them on the basis that they are death traps for their drivers, other road uses, and pedestrians alike.

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4 points

They look like they have been on the streets for 10 years. Turns out stainless steel isn’t all that stainless.

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