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man touch

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date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep

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echo “Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of folks masturbating together at this. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this NSFW.”

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You might want to check your access permissions; he didn’t even sudo.

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man paste; eject got me

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If witchdoctor was a sysadmin

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I came ty

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Jesus fuckin christ… Hilarious

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secret boys

“How not knowing how to use commas got me arrested for a double felony”

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Distrotube is a piece of shit that’s going to hell

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Context?

I used to watch Derek Taylor’s videos when I started using Emacs, and it has been a while since I checked his channel.

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He is a libertarian/conservative type, which means that tolerant people wish eternal torment upon him.

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Jesus fuck, does everything have to be political? I guess it does

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Why can’t we have anything nice?

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I think his politics are pretty far right, at least based on this video: https://youtu.be/nvQ-ZY460WQ

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Yeah seriously fuck that guy lol

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Commas matter.

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I’m really sensible, so please use pinky

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