I assume you can’t go to real court over something like this.

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Contract killers don’t really exist, and even if they did, it’s obviously not covered by the legal system, so, you do.

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there are two legal options for a contract killer: military sharp shooters, and death pentaly executors. Both have options to deal with this. Both have strong limits on what contracts they will take though so probably not what you are asking.

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Gen Z really want everything handed to them. I remember the old times, there was no thing as a contract killer, if you hated your enemies, neighbor or the president, you had to kill them yourself. This generation doesn’t know how to do that kind of stuff by themselves anymore.

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No, you can’t go to real court. You’re actually kinda getting at something more serious: This is true for all crimes. Especially also drug crimes. That is why the prohibition of drugs causes violent crime: the only way to enforce contracts over illegal drugs is through violence.

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I think US tax department explicitly states that you must state any income you obtained through illegal means in your tax returns.

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Is the implication here that if you don’t state it then you owe back tax on illegal gains when they catch you?

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This is why you go with the assassins guild. They ensure it gets done, because their reputation is on the line.

Just saying.

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Excommunicando

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This. It’s always worth the extra silver to go with an established guild. Never worth the risk to take a chance hiring an assassin from Craigslist.

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Considering that Craigslist is all a bunch of feebs moonlighting, contract disputes can get uncomfortable.

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Wow, feeb is a great insult. Holding on to that one.

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