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Average rich people hobbies: Cocaine, tax fraud, genocide

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Burning fossil fuels, underage sex parties, over throwing democratically elected 3rd world governments.

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Overthrowing 1st world countries as well

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Now trending 📈

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Human trafficking, business fraud, stock fraud, having union organizers threatened/killed…

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Born wealthy

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Hanging out with Epstein

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You forgot paedophilia, human trafficking and climate destruction.

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Job should be there too. When they get bored, they start doing someone else’s job until they get bored. Like trump pretending to be a Mcdonald employee, or Elon pretending to be a CEO.

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“Invest in Mentors”

Fucking clown always trying to sell his stupid shit

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Wasn’t at all surprised to scroll up and see “mentor” in their byline

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clown clowns

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Take me to lunch pleeeeeease

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Mentors can be a legitimately good way to progress your career; but 100% of the online mentoring services are bullshit.

Like, for anyone salaried in a corporate environment; pick someone ~3 rings higher than you on the ladder in a seperate department (e.g. Team Lead, Department Head, VP, GM etc.).

They will be familiar enough with the business to provide useful guidance, helping you build up not only your skillset but your professional network. Because, the dirty secret is - after a certain point, it’s not necessarily what you know - it who you know.

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Any rich person born after 1993 can’t party. All they know is gym, invest in they mentors, not work, be knowledgeable, do business, and lie.

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No eat hot chip?

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Only female rich people.

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Don’t blame me, I only know hot chip

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Now playing - Down by Hot Chip

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Some of the most knowledgeable people I’ve meet were dirt-poor.

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most academics/research roles. Huge competition, your life depends on winning grants, requires PhD and years of training, poverty-level salaries.

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They must love their Job hobby

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It’s hilarious to me that, while the author is trying to own working-class people’s poor choice of hobbies, what it actually does is show the immense privilege of people whose only hobbies are various forms of “self improvement”.

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