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Conspiracy theory time. He didn’t buy twitter to turn a profit, he did it to control the headlines. For which, he is getting great value for money

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Reminder: He was forced to buy Twitter by a judge and was doing everything he could to avoid buying Twitter.

He is using it to control the headlines, but that’s not the reason he bought it. The reason he bought it is that he was forced to. He wanted to back out of the deal.

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That doesn’t make any sense because he was the one who offered to buy it in the first place. He signed binding contract to purchase it, then tried to back out prob not because he didn’t want it, but he realized he was overpaying. He has obviously loved owning Twitter as far as the attention and social power he gained.

He should have paid the $1 billion to back out and made another offer, but he’s sleazy, prideful, stingy and stubborn and wanted to back out for free by employing bullshit excuses and lawyers.

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He was trying to do a pump and dump. Buy shares, say he is going to buy at a huge premium, sell when the price shots up. He had already done something similar.

Twitter said they would take the deal and the SEC said follow through or go to jail. So he borrowed heavily against his Tesla stock to buy Twitter at the ridiculous price.

Twitter didn’t make enough to pay the interest even before he ran it into the ground. So he has to keep his creditors happy. Saudi Arabia is one if the big ones and they hated people being able to say whatever they wanted on twitter.

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IIRC he made a joke offer to buy it in a Tweet at a certain price per share (that was ridiculously high) and because he was literally just sanctioned by the FCC for market manipulation his joke had to become a reality in order for him to avoid serious penalties (the FCC was DONE with his shit at this point).

Everything since then has just been off his dome. Obviously it’s pretty bad up in there since it’s just a roaring money fire ATM.

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You can make the argument that something was the reason he originally made the offer to buy Twitter, but that seems separate to me.

If I talk to friends about wanting to dye my hair pink as a joke, then they propose a bet making me do it if I lose, I lose and do it, then the reason my hair is pink is that I lost a bet, not whatever I originally suggested.

If I eat something I don’t like because there is nothing else in the fridge, the reason I’m eating it is that there is nothing else in the fridge, not whatever reason is there for it to be in the fridge in the first place (a visiting friend left it behind).

In all cases, the situation was created by some other event, and in Twitter’s case, there was an original reason he made the offer, but it did not end up being the reason he bought it, because he wouldn’t have bought it otherwise.

That’s how I see it.

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That was because it was a good deal at the initial price be proposed, but the price went to shit and he tried to get a better price

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After the election win, I am no longer that certain in how bad of an investment Twitter was for Musk.

It probably helped the Trump campaign somehow, even if not decisive.

And he will probably get billions in AI subsidies which he will partially spend on licensing Twitter content for AI purposes.

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Yeah he didn’t buy a social media site, he bought a propaganda platform

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and the difference between this one and truth social is you don’t have to advertise it to get people to join, since half the population was already on it anyway and most people are too stubborn to leave

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I have a friend that complains about Twitter non stop but refuses to leave. I mock him every time he brings it up.

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This was the point all along, it gave too much power the individuals and now he can manipulate it

He didn’t lose money, he just bought a propaganda machine. His image of being a dumb meme man may be mostly true but it’s also a perfect cover for fuckery

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I used to laugh really hard about that shit as well, but I was apparently just not seeing that the guy was buying an election. I guess I just think too small.

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He did overpay. He could have gotten it for cheaper. Considering how much money he has though, and the other primary investors being the Saudis, it didn’t matter much.

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I used to think Elon was just an idiot for buying Twitter and running it into the ground, but now I wonder if he was completely successful in buying a giant megaphone and making sure it only broadcast his pro-Trump propaganda. What does he care if it’s not making as much money?

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Musk is a useful idiot.

https://www.newsweek.com/elon-musks-twitter-takeover-faces-backlash-over-saudi-financing-1755606

It’s not a coincidence, I feel, as it was once a key hub for journalists and Arab Spring activists.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/sep/04/twitter-saudi-arabia-human-rights-abuses

This is why people flocking to Bluesky and not Fedi boggles my brain. Centralisation in the hands of capital is a precarious position to find yourself in if you ever find yourself ever against the state. They now have all of that data handed to them on a silver platter.

\tinfoil_off

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Because Blusky is a nice and friendly place to be?

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12 points

He is going to get so much contracts for his other companies, not to forget in Russia since he managed to put a kompromat in the white house

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This is very plausible. And an argument for why we shouldn’t have the ultra rich. No one should be able to do such a thing.

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"I don’t get it. I keep getting applications from LinkedIn and they are all nazis. Every. Single. One of them.

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Microsoft is already working on it

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Press Ctrl+shift+alt+win L to check their progress.

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6 points

Does nothing for me :>

Why would I need a LinkedIn hotkey?

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6 points

Pebcak. I have a feeling you’re not truly pressing the windows button :)

Doesn’t everyone? Microsoft seems to think so.

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11 points

Wait was LinkedIn ever not owned by Microsoft???

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25 points

Yeah it got acquired in 2016 for $26.2 billion

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Ah if only I had graduated on time I would have experienced the pre Microsoft era.

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