Have we tried berating men yet? That might get us more votes. Maybe mention how not liking undocumented immigrants makes you racist? That’ll get us a ton of support among the documented immigrants crowd.

I just feel like we really have to try and make sure we get the votes from people who were already going to vote for us

We also don’t know how to read. But our votes all count the same. And that’s the genius in the system.

Also, this one turned 30 this year, and it’s still evergreen.

It’s almost like maybe we could try a new political system. Whiplash was not intended but is now obviously the best case scenario.

Some of us try our best. We really do. Unfortunately, we swim in a cesspool of idiots and at time it feels impossible to influence the tides of stupidity. It’s embarrassing to me. It really is. Shameful and embarrassing.