16 points

Well, I’ve got good news. Mars is unlikely to ever encounter Uranus.

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No one is ever likely to encounter my anus.

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4 points

When you turn 45, you will meet anus to scope to proctologist.

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I don’t wanna meet Neptune

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9 points

God of War, planning a solar coup.

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8 points

It saw what we did to earth, and knows we’d like to do the same on Mars.

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Idk, I get the feeling mars wants to meet just your ass in particular.

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