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Level up your excuses today(lemmy.world)

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🐋 Color 🔱 ♀@lemm.ee
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Original? ✅ Plausible? ✅ Photographic evidence? ✅ Adorable? ✅✅✅

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A7thStone@lemmy.world
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What kind of monster kills a duckling and sets it on their calculator for internet points?

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P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br
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The duckling seems alive to me… at least I hope so.

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A7thStone@lemmy.world
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I actually think it’s fine too. I was just making a joke about fake internet points for fake internet points.

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RubberElectrons@lemmy.world
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😬 for the record I’ve seen some birds just lay down flat in their nests, vs the usual tuck-beak-on-back. But yeah… This seems posed. Hope I’m wrong.

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Scroll Responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org
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> The year is 3034
> Humanity has a vast interstellar empire spanning galaxies 
> We still use the Ti-83 calculator to learn math
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dankm@lemmy.ca
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It’s a travesty that HP killed the HP48 series.

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/home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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In my classes profs just let us use our laptops

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abbadon420@lemm.ee
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This is rubber ducking made real.

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_core@sh.itjust.works
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That thing you took the photo with, and tweeted the photo with, has a calculator. You can even get a different super cool calculator for it.

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Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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The thing you’re using also has a search function to explain what a joke is.

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Maggoty@lemmy.world
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All I got was this? I’m not sure they’re a reliable dictionary.

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